The True Life of Pi

So, there was this irrational figure in a different world a long time ago. Some people tried to understand him by stereotyping him but it just didn't work; he was just too irrational. But he was in no way radical though; nor was he wholesome. No one loved him because everyone tried to figure him out but could not. Eventually he was the solution to the circle of life. His name? π or pronounced Pi. You may also know him as 22/7 or 3.14. Don't ask his father, Π, either though; he'll just give you another product. But now, everyone has accepted the fact that he can't be precisely defined and is loved all around the world; he is celebrated around the world on March 14th every year (mostly with pie using a clever play on his name).
It is once again Pi Day! One of my favorite days of the year. The only thing that can make it better is if it fell on a Monday! This is the day where many children will remember at least the first three digits of pi since it is usually served with pie. How can you celebrate Pi day besides eating pie? You could have a contest between your friends on who can remember the most digits of pi. If you're not up for the challenge, you could write a Pi-Ku!
I love math
Truth
Can't be surpassed
Life is so considerate; it put Pi Day the day after I failed to get Google I/O thus voiding my vacatI/On.